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    What Is the Best Pre-Sex Meal?
    By Madeleine Aggeler
    @mmaggeler









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    This week, the New York Post

    Excuse me, what?
    Personally, I cannot think of many meals less likely to send me into paroxysms of lust. Nothing against chicken parm, which can be a delicious, cheesy culinary undertaking, but eating it generally leaves me feeling like I want to first take a nap and then find a church confessional in which to repent for my gluttony. It does not make me feel like I want to get naked and jostle my body around with someone.


    Others, apparently, feel differently.One woman, Carly Spiewak, a 25-year-old from Hoboken, told the Post



    In any case, the Posthttps://www.thecut.com/2019/11/pre-s...cken-parm.html


  • #2
    Anyone who cares is as limp as this thread or as dry as the Sahara.

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    • #3
      Bananas, honey and ginseng capsules, apparently.

      After a heavy meal and getting blind drunk on a first date doesn't make for exciting sex

      Biggest advantage for women is getting free diinner that the loser mangina alpha male date insists on paying for

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Arthur Daley View Post
        Bananas, honey and ginseng capsules, apparently.

        After a heavy meal and getting blind drunk on a first date doesn't make for exciting sex

        Biggest advantage for women is getting free diinner that the loser mangina alpha male date insists on paying for
        So, you think mangina is an adjective then.

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        • #5
          Ya Dong works nicely.

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          • #6
            Oysters are supposed to be an aphrodisiac. To me no meal will make sex likely, more about chemistry and good communication.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by harrymsmarkle View Post
              So, you think mangina is an adjective then.

              ....

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              • #8
                Originally posted by vendetta4real View Post
                more about chemistry and good communication.
                Wanna root?
                Show us ya tits!
                Ya ass is getting flabby but I like flabby


                Or in harrymsmarkles case

                I hope your ass is bleached cause mine is whiter than white

                Last edited by Mr Tinkles; 11-17-2019, 04:19 AM.

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                • #9
                  Are these lines from your forthcoming autobiographie "confessions of a less sophisticated metrosexual"?
                  “Don’t get sick of me just yet, for I will be here for quite a while”

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by serrollt View Post
                    Are these lines from your forthcoming autobiographie "confessions of a less sophisticated metrosexual"?

                    You what they say about those who shout the loudest....

                    Might apply subliminally to Mr. Tinkerbell.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Somchai Boonporn View Post
                      You what they say about those who shout the loudest....

                      Might apply subliminally to Mr. Tinkerbell.

                      "might"?

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                      • #12
                        ^lol

                        Originally posted by Mr Tinkles View Post
                        Wanna root?
                        Show us ya tits!
                        Ya ass is getting flabby but I like flabby




                        How classy, talk about a turn off.

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                        • #13
                          There's several photos of my lovely lady on Smegs forum in the private members section. However you're going to have to get past the gatekeepers first to see them and we all know 90% of members here cannot be trusted & will never be allowed to access it

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Mr Tinkles View Post
                            There's several photos of my lovely lady on Smegs forum in the private members section. However you're going to have to get past the gatekeepers first to see them and we all know 90% of members here cannot be trusted & will never be allowed to access it
                            Then why announce it?

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                            • #15
                              Because you seem to suggest in a rather lazy fashion I'm your average TD slob who would find marriage material in a Bangkok bar girl. Rather amusing from someone who's unclear about his sexuality. But that's fine none of my business, just don't post your gay spam all over this forum

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