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    New sloping toilet aims to limit employee restroom breaks
    by DaveVescio (Business Insider)

    Bosses who are fed up with workers taking too long on the toilet may have a new weapon in their arsenal.
    A new toilet designed by the British startup StandardToilet has a downward-sloping seat that's designed to make it unbearably painful to spend more than 5 minutes on the loo, WIRED first reported.

    On its website, StandardToilet says the toilet is meant to improve efficiency at companies, promising that the uncomfortable seat will discourage employees from using social media while in the bathroom.

    "In modern times, the workplace toilet has become private texting and social media usage space," StandardToilet laments in its press release. "With the advent of flexible zero hour contracts it is easy to see why our StandardToilet can be an asset to a business."

    People across the internet have already begun to react to the toilet, mostly with indignation.

    BREAKING NEWS: Say goodbye to comfort breaks! New downward-tilting toilets are designed to become unbearable to sit on after five minutes. They say the main benefit is to employees in improved employee productivity.

    Majestically enthroned amid the vulgar herd

  • #2
    Forget that HiSo Farang teerlit!

    The ONLY way to take a dump is using the ubiquitous squat we see throughout LOS!

    Last edited by Boon Mee; 12-19-2019, 07:40 AM.
    God, the panic within the Dems, MSM, and left must be horrifying...realizing that Joe is really the best they've got.


    • #3
      Next up: sloping airline seats for a really uncomfortable flight...probably field-tested by Ryan Air
      Majestically enthroned amid the vulgar herd


      • #4
        Lawyers will be lining up ....... and not to use it .


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