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    How does one Tee off a bunch of old TD members?

    Tell them they are sub par.

    Wouldn't get it on the golf course either.

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    What's the last thing that goes through Jappers/ AOs' mind as he hits The wind screen?
    His backside of course.

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    • #3
      Who's on first...

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      • #4
        I don't know.


        Post the skit for a clue. A classic for sure.

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        • #5
          How do you get down from an Elephant?




          You don't, you get down from a duck.



          fish.

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          • #6
            Knock knock

            Who's there

            Peter Capaldi

            Thank goodness for that. The new one is crap.
            I visited TC a few times as a guest but had to stop. It is a sickening place. - Aging One

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            • #7
              Why do elephants have squinting eyes?


              From reading the small print on peanut packages.

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              • #8
                What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming down the path?

                Nothing, He couldn't recognize them.

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                • #9
                  Why do elephants have round feet?



                  So they can walk on the lily pads!

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                  • #10
                    What did Charles de Gaulle say when he saw the elephants coming down the path?




                    Voila les elephants down the path!

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                    • #11
                      What did the elephants say when they met de Gaulle?

                      Nothing! Elephants can't speak French.

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                      • #12
                        Why do elephants catch colds?

                        You would too if you ran around without any cloths on.

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                        • #13
                          Why did the elephant and donkey fight. ( no not a TD thing)



                          It was an election year...

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                          • #14
                            Why do elephants' tusks stick' way out?

                            Because their parents can't afford braces.

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                            • #15
                              What did the law student do when he couldn't can't pass the bar?


                              He stopped in and got hammered.



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