Picked up a bird last night , took her home

[Fluke]

Walking home yesterday and found a baby bird sitting on the kerb , it had fallen out its nest or tried to fly .
I wasnt able to put it back in its nest and the Mother wasnt going to come down and feed it .
So, I picked it up and bought it home .
What should I do with it now ?

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

Phew! I thought this was going to be another of your trolls about raping a comatose woman.

As for the bird leave it. Like everything it will be immeasurably better off without your toxic influence.

[Arthur Daley]

Phew! I thought this was going to be another of your trolls where you've nothing better to do than start trying to turn threads into shit-fests within a few minutes of their creation.

As for fluke, leave him be. Like everyone in New Zealand he'll be immeasurably better off without your toxic influence.

[Fluke]

As for fluke, leave him be.

The bird would not had survived , it was on a busy street , unable to fly and the Mother wouldnt come down and feed it .
It would have been a snack for the first cat to see it
I picked it up and bought it home , saved its life

[Hugh Cow]

Good on ya Fluke. Hopefully it will survive until you can release it. I have done that for 3 birds over the course of time. The last one was a sparrow . A great satisfaction to release it and watch it fly away.

[Fluke]

Phew! I thought this was going to be another of your trolls about raping a comatose woman.

As for the bird leave it. Like everything it will be immeasurably better off without your toxic influence.

Get with the times, no one goes out at night to "pick birds up" these days
Everywheres closed at night these days and theres no alcohol for sell anywhere .
These days , all you have to do is go to a Temple where they hand out food at 1 PM .
Just before 1 PM, walk along the long queue and take your pick .
Just ask any of the girls in the queue whether they fancy a KFC bucket for two .
Take her to KFC and get a bucket .
Eat ins not allowed , so you have to take them back to your room to eat it .
It gets quite annoying though when they wash their clothes in the sink and sit around naked all afternoon waiting for their clothes to dry .
KFC buckets are 149 Baht , money well spent, excellent value

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

Get with the times, no one goes out at night to "pick birds up" these days
Everywheres closed at night these days and theres no alcohol for sell anywhere .
These days , all you have to do is go to a Temple where they hand out food at 1 PM .
Just before 1 PM, walk along the long queue and take your pick .
Just ask any of the girls in the queue whether they fancy a KFC bucket for two .
Take her to KFC and get a bucket .
Eat ins not allowed , so you have to take them back to your room to eat it .
It gets quite annoying though when they wash their clothes in the sink and sit around naked all afternoon waiting for their clothes to dry .
KFC buckets are 149 Baht , money well spent, excellent value

Thanks for that rambling, incoherent, and completely irrelevant non sequitur.

Bit early to be drunk innit, you fat bastard?

[Arthur Daley]

Bit weird to be obsessing over "rambling coherence and complete irrelevance" innit, you eating disordered OCD freak?

It gets quite annoying though when they wash their clothes in the sink and sit around naked all afternoon waiting for their clothes to dry

The old 'accidentally squirting a ketchup sachet all over their top and skirt' routine is alive and well....

[Pat]

It gets quite annoying though when they wash their clothes in the sink and sit around naked all afternoon waiting for their clothes to dry .

I spent 10 days with a poor girl who only had one bra, she did this nightly and slept in my t-shirt
She'd refused my daily offers of buying one at Big C or Tesco.

I think she wanted one from Central or somewhere high class and was holding out in the hope.

[serrollt]

.. .
What should I do with it now ?

Find a girl who would live with you and bemother the bird & you.

[crazy dog]

KFC does not interest Tony, he's strictly a burger bint boy

[sabang]

Get it comatose, and rape it.