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    A profanasaurus is a book of made up puns or words and their meanings referring to all things Thai.

    To have Thairoid trouble. To be financially challenged, stuck in Thailand and addicted to steroids because apart from pumping iron and sneering at the locals , you don't have much else to do.
    eg. ''Johnny can't travel back to the UK right now, he's got Thairoid trouble. Maybe when it clears up he'll be allowed to fly''

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    University Lecherer. A farang who hangs around or lives within the vicinity of a Thai university

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      Proliferator: a bored, crazed expat who rakes up dozens of posts on various fora on a daily basis.
      “Don’t get sick of me just yet, for I will be here for quite a while”

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        Mai Chai Tai: Turning down that next Phuket resort poolside cocktail offer

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          Philisthaine An expat who has lived in Thailand over 10yrs but still has no idea of Thai culture, history or the language

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            Meathaitarian A meathead bodybuilder who becomes so bored with having to spend tedious year after tedious year desperately maintaining his abnormal and superficial muscle-to-fat ratio, created as a physical health statement to conceal acute mental health issues, that he begins to eat nothing but meat for a prolonged period.
            Last edited by Arthur Daley; 05-02-2020, 12:54 PM.

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              McThwiper A lecherous expat who continues to leave his phone number under the windscreen wipers of McThai staff until he scores one desperate enough to date him.

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                Freelantropist A cheap charlie expat who picks up cheap street meat from Beach Road or Sukhumvit after midnight then

                The Boyfriend Experience A ten day tourist who showers his temporary girlfriend with cheap market clothes, cheap restaurants, street food, and finally on the last day, a new iphone.
                Last edited by Pat; 05-02-2020, 01:31 PM.

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                  Thaimmigrant A person from a developed country who soon after leaving full time education takes root in a developing country they have no link to other than they went on holiday there and had nothing worth going home for.

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                    Tongue-thaid A thaimmigrant lacking in social skills who prefers arguing on forums to pleasant interactions with family or colleagues.

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                      Through the Kee-hole When your new teerak forgets to lock the bathroom door and you see her taking a shit for the first time

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                        *Chok Deerp*! A popular sign-off on forums by expats with below average social interaction skills

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                          Walking the thaitrope having heavy financial commitments while being unemployable anywhere other than in your miserable disillusioned current role.

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                            Thaitan an expat who is convinced that he is a primordial demigod and spends his existence looking down on anyone he can.

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                              Krap nonsense being spoken in an overly polite way
                              Last edited by Arthur Daley; 05-02-2020, 03:36 PM.

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