The Profanasaurus of Thailand

[serrollt]

Creathaining: legal substance abuse by expats with psychological issues.

Pathaing: the act of doing a runner when the waitress comes with the bill.

[Pat]

Mama's Boy Describes the last week of each month of a low paid TEFLer who bankrolls a low class girlfriend

[Mr Tinkles]

Thaitwattersaurus An expat who BIGs themselves up on forums as an economic powerhouse but back home would actually be classed as poverty stricken

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

Tinythaitwits A group of uniformly unintelligent and insecure little men who spend their time obsessing over the lives of people they don't know, projecting their own failings and inadequacies, inventing things to get themselves upset over, and reacting like petulant children when they cop a serve. Also uniformly possessed of comically tiny genitalia.

[Arthur Daley]

Narcissisthaic Rage The entirely predictable moment when a thin-skinned crybaby thaimmigrant chomps on the bait and begins trying to turn the tables on anyone interfering with his preciously guarded grandiose delusions

[lamphun]

Noncey Boy : Balding middle agedloser who spends all his time on Internet forums insulting strangers.

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

Irony Deficiency: See above (see also: Tartantwat: A weak, whiny, hypocritical, fat and bald little scot)

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

Witless Warrior: Anyone who finds themselves marooned on a forum with and in league with the likes of Smeg and still looks for external factors / people to blame.

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

Begbie: Ironic use of a film tough guys name by a spineless and snide forum loser who can dish it but not take it.

[Arthur Daley]

Upthait the mental state of an indignant victim-playing whiny thaimmigrant

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

Thaitally Obsessed: Someone who has spent over two decades ranting and raving like an utterly obsessed and unhinged loon; screaming at others for what he does and desperate for their attention / validation.

[Arthur Daley]

Thaiwat A thaimmigrant who claims that mid 2002 to mid 2020 is over two decades as part of his narcissisthaic rage determination to chomp his way into gaining the upper hand

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

Thaistradamus: ...

[Arthur Daley]

Thaitanic the name given to unsinkable vessels which ferry Chinese tourists

[Arthur Daley]

Thaiger economy A nation which benefits from the rapid growth of sex tourism, often involving sick buffaloes