The Profanasaurus of Thailand

[Pat]

Thaipecast A scenario where many expats become in the same boat as others, living up to the stereotype of stuck in a rut, financing property they don't own, and/or bankrolling a lazy family who despises them, making them a laughing stock in the village they have uprooted to.

[Arthur Daley]

Procasthainate The act of coping with 12 miserable disillusioned years in a metal factory, with at least another 12 to go, by ignoring one's pile of Ugandan Patent Application Forms for metallic vector membranes to repeatedly hurl venom at a prolific US statesman and tell those not stupid enough to get miserably trapped that they're the ones with obsessive, angry, raging, frustrated, failed, empty lives.

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

Thaightly Wound: Someone with so much anger, rage and frustration over their own failures and empty life that they spend their lives obsessing and angrily ranting over people, places, and things.

[Arthur Daley]

Thainy The inferiority complex that affects Thais and thai-minded westerners whereby they believe car or pickup truck ownership is one of life's great achievements and makes them a superior being despite the dumb**** effect it has on road congestion and the planet as a whole.

[serrollt]

Thairoid: a crazed expat with a thainy, useless pecker who vents his frustration by trolling various obscure webboards 24/7 instead of attending to his job or his family.

[Arthur Daley]

Totalithairian A haughty gobshite who feels entitled to subservience and spends year after year posting impotent rants about a US politician which always achieve nothing but he keeps expecting different results

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

Thaipetitive: When you've spent years obsessively ranting about the same things over and over;

Thaisanity: When you keep expecting different results.

[Arthur Daley]

Belitthaile When you're so desperate to feel better about the stir-crazy tedious rut bed your short-sighted stupidity made for you that your internet-existence sneering at a legion of selected low hanging fruit on multiple forums takes permanent priority over your shitty work.

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

THAIQ: When someone posts something so witless and dumb it actually makes you wince and you realise that they typed in whilst mouth-breathing and dribbling in a room with a higher temperature than their IQ.

[BaitongBoy]

Looks like Pismire fits most of these posts...

555...

[Arthur Daley]

Thaimtable A published public transport schedule that your drivers will completely ignore

[Pat]

Thaime and Motion Study The type of idiot on Thai forums who revels in pointing out that someone who logged in but didn't post could well be a stalker. Usually practiced on TD, where avatar and info can show a users last activity. A similar practice, ''catching someone out'' because they edited their post, is a similarly desperate straw clutched at. for oneupmanship

[Pat]

Thaipo Tantrum Anyone on Thai forums who revels in correcting and making a huge issue out of the slightest grammar or spelling mistake, usually because the perpetrator may be a TEFLer. . A desperate form of oneupmanmship which is lost on most normal folk

[Arthur Daley]

Persisthaience Pumping heavier and heavier iron to get bigger and bigger when there is no sane reason for doing so, or trying to get the last word in against a legion of foes because you think that makes you better than them

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

Thaistradamus: ...