TD member suicide

[Arthur Daley]

Wow, obsessed much?

A typically lame resort to one's audience laughing at one's pathetic attention-seeking

[TAXEXILE]

Sunglasses? you can see the sun shining in the background. in 30 minutes I would be in full sunshine.

So much to address there I'll have to do it later when I have time,

well, make sure you do. i'm sure readers will be interested in the reason behind the laughable cocked leg pose.

Wow, obsessed much?

you try too hard and take yourself far too seriously you silly old duffer.

[Cujo]

well, make sure you do. i'm sure readers will be interested in the reason behind the laughable cocked leg pose.
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um, I already did you dribbling old fool.

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

you try too hard and take yourself far too seriously you silly old duffer.

Sez the petulant tantrum throwing gay Asian racist who regularly lashes out with senile agitation.

[Cujo]

A typically lame resort to one's audience laughing at one's pathetic attention-seeking

You're kidding right?
Did see that dribbling sputtering diatribe ?
That's the THIRD time he's gone off about that photo, the watch, my clothes, the pose etc.

Once is laughing at my attention seeking.
3 times is, well, something else.

I still want to know WTF this is all about.

(the blacked out wheel rims and the lack of shiny stuff on the bike a la pimped up boy racer 1600 cc hatchback from the nineteen eighties, )

[Arthur Daley]

That's the THIRD time he's gone off about that photo, the watch, my clothes, the pose etc.

Once is laughing at my attention seeking.
3 times is, well, something else.

I still want to know WTF this is all about.

Yes, it's something else. Here's a clue:

- you sought attention by posting a very odd pic
- each time it gets laughed at, your haughty pride in it get triggered
- you've now been triggered three times, which is almost as funny as the pic

[TAXEXILE]

That's the THIRD time he's gone off about that photo, the watch, my clothes, the pose

[Cujo]

Yes, it's something else. Here's a clue:

- you sought attention by posting a very odd pic
- each time it gets laughed at, your haughty pride in it get triggered
- you've now been triggered three times, which is almost as funny as the pic

Here's a clue for you.
Taxi makes all sorts of assumptions and judgements about that pic. He's That simple minded type of small town bigotted Englishman so it's fair we forgive him for making so many false assumptions.
Let's go through them shall we.

For Taxi

tour de france aspirations conveyed by the now ubiquitous cyclists uniform worn by every two wheeler on the planet of the logod shirt and a pair of stripey fingerless gloves,

Erm so what? The shirt came with the bike and the gloves by the way are to stop sweaty handlebar syndrome, (fingerless because it's ****ing hot)

(although the skinny pipecleaner legs exiting the shorts go a long way to dispelling the intended myth of the thunder thighed urban cyclo-warrior)

Legs not quite 'pipecleaner' but thanks. There was no such 'intended myth' of 'thunder thighed urban cycle warrior' No idea where you got that idea,but I'm flattered that it generated such an image in your head.
It was more about being thin and flexible for the first time in a long long time.

blacked out wheel rims and the lack of shiny stuff on the bike a la pimped up boy racer 1600 cc hatchback from the nineteen eighties,

WTF? 'blacked out' wheel rims? LOL you really do fantasize too much. That's the way it was and I didn't order it special. Straight off the rack in the shop. The only one they had in the size, price and style I needed on the day(impulse buy). It chose me. Lack of "shiny stuff" wtf is that? What they had on bikes when you used to bike to work in the 60's?

the dark sunglasses worn, (probably just put em on for the photo) , even though its a dull grey day with no sign of sun,

Yep, I did put them on for the photo because I think they look good and I was posing for a photo. Shoot me.
See there you are assuming again. It was about 7.30 AM, the sun was low shining from the left of the pic. I was in the shade of the hill. You can see the sun shining on the buildings behind me. You can also see some storm clouds on the horizon. I noticed in another post laughed at the fact that I said in 30 minutes I would be in full sun. I'd like to know what you thought was so funny. From there I would leave my wife and head up the coast for my daily 37k ride. Seriously. You have to stop making assumptions. Welcome to join me anytime but I guess your are just too feeble judging by your response to anyone display any sign of health or fitness.

the big fxck off dinner plate sized military style casio mudmaster g-shock watch (in black, quelle surprise), that thing by itself is enough to give you the biceps of a hercules

You really are a moron. Besides the fact that as I told you ****tard it was a gift from my 12 year old son, why would you assume that a sports watch would be that heavy? In the 60's were sports watches heavy? These days they're basically a plastic case with electronic guts. (well the ones 12 year olds can afford)

and last but not least the pose. the skinny hairless old geezer leg casually cocked over the crossbar that screams "help, mid life crisis, insecurity, look at me, i'm still cool"

Actually it says look how thin and flexible I am. I'm proud of it. I'd just lost 20 KG and was just happy to be able to could pose like that with my 'skinny' (according to taxi) legs as opposed to the thigh chaffing Fat phuck legs of a few months earlier. The Pic was a celebration of my journey from fat phuk to slim, fit and flexible hansum guy.
Most people congratulated me.
Just one miserable old CLINT with issues, seething with resentment or something took it as anything else.

And the 'jowly' face? Fail. No jowly face there. A little slack skin due to losing so much weight so quickly. Barely noticeable in that pic and gone now.
(I also got one of those chicken things on the neck under the chin (which disappeared after a bit.)
Exercise and a healthy diet taxi you sad sad man. Try it.

Anyway Smeg.
I'm not 'triggered' (so sick of that overused word now) by that photo or by Taxis misinformed critique of it. This is just for the edification of that miserable seething rancid sack of misery.

[Cujo]

Oh look, someone practicing health and fitness.
Tax is triggered, the feeble old sack of misery.

[Mr Tinkles]

^^ TMI!

Back off dude

This is the sort of personal information best left for Ant to salivate over

[Cujo]

^^ TMI!

Back off dude

This is the sort of personal information best left for Ant to salivate over

WTF are you on about. Drunk again?

[Mr Tinkles]

WTF are you on about. Drunk again?

Oh Dear Cujo...you stupid muthafuka...what have you done now......

You are now in the Idiot Box along side Ant Robertson & S Landreth

[Cujo]

Oh Dear Cujo...you stupid muthafuka...what have you done now......

You are now in the Idiot Box along side Ant Robertson & S Landreth

So that's yes.

[TAXEXILE]

cujo

Today, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by Arthur Daley View Post
Yes, it's something else. Here's a clue:

- you sought attention by posting a very odd pic
- each time it gets laughed at, your haughty pride in it get triggered
- you've now been triggered three times, which is almost as funny as the pic

Here's a clue for you.
Taxi makes all sorts of assumptions and judgements about that pic. He's That simple minded type of small town bigotted Englishman so it's fair we forgive him for making so many false assumptions.
Let's go through them shall we.

For Taxi
tour de france aspirations conveyed by the now ubiquitous cyclists uniform worn by every two wheeler on the planet of the logod shirt and a pair of stripey fingerless gloves,
Erm so what? The shirt came with the bike and the gloves by the way are to stop sweaty handlebar syndrome, (fingerless because it's ****ing hot)

(although the skinny pipecleaner legs exiting the shorts go a long way to dispelling the intended myth of the thunder thighed urban cyclo-warrior)
Legs not quite 'pipecleaner' but thanks. There was no such 'intended myth' of 'thunder thighed urban cycle warrior' No idea where you got that idea,but I'm flattered that it generated such an image in your head.
It was more about being thin and flexible for the first time in a long long time.

blacked out wheel rims and the lack of shiny stuff on the bike a la pimped up boy racer 1600 cc hatchback from the nineteen eighties,
WTF? 'blacked out' wheel rims? LOL you really do fantasize too much. That's the way it was and I didn't order it special. Straight off the rack in the shop. The only one they had in the size, price and style I needed on the day(impulse buy). It chose me. Lack of "shiny stuff" wtf is that? What they had on bikes when you used to bike to work in the 60's?

the dark sunglasses worn, (probably just put em on for the photo) , even though its a dull grey day with no sign of sun,
Yep, I did put them on for the photo because I think they look good and I was posing for a photo. Shoot me.
See there you are assuming again. It was about 7.30 AM, the sun was low shining from the left of the pic. I was in the shade of the hill. You can see the sun shining on the buildings behind me. You can also see some storm clouds on the horizon. I noticed in another post laughed at the fact that I said in 30 minutes I would be in full sun. I'd like to know what you thought was so funny. From there I would leave my wife and head up the coast for my daily 37k ride. Seriously. You have to stop making assumptions. Welcome to join me anytime but I guess your are just too feeble judging by your response to anyone display any sign of health or fitness.

the big fxck off dinner plate sized military style casio mudmaster g-shock watch (in black, quelle surprise), that thing by itself is enough to give you the biceps of a hercules
You really are a moron. Besides the fact that as I told you ****tard it was a gift from my 12 year old son, why would you assume that a sports watch would be that heavy? In the 60's were sports watches heavy? These days they're basically a plastic case with electronic guts. (well the ones 12 year olds can afford)

and last but not least the pose. the skinny hairless old geezer leg casually cocked over the crossbar that screams "help, mid life crisis, insecurity, look at me, i'm still cool"
Actually it says look how thin and flexible I am. I'm proud of it. I'd just lost 20 KG and was just happy to be able to could pose like that with my 'skinny' (according to taxi) legs as opposed to the thigh chaffing Fat phuck legs of a few months earlier. The Pic was a celebration of my journey from fat phuk to slim, fit and flexible hansum guy.
Most people congratulated me.
Just one miserable old CLINT with issues, seething with resentment or something took it as anything else.

And the 'jowly' face? Fail. No jowly face there. A little slack skin due to losing so much weight so quickly. Barely noticeable in that pic and gone now.
(I also got one of those chicken things on the neck under the chin (which disappeared after a bit.)
Exercise and a healthy diet taxi you sad sad man. Try it.

Anyway Smeg.
I'm not 'triggered' (so sick of that overused word now) by that photo or by Taxis misinformed critique of it. This is just for the edification of that miserable seething rancid sack of misery.
Last edited by Cujo; Today, 07:35 PM.

well that's 20 minutes of your life that you will never get back you humourless old git.

[Arthur Daley]

But tax

I'm not 'triggered' .

Straight from the horse's mouth.....

....that's looking rather like this