Pulled up next to an outdoor cafe to buy some takeaway food? Why not leave the engine running for 15 minutes on your clapped-out pickout truck while you wait for it to be cooked. Screw the people sat next to it eating their dinner, only you are important.
Want a couple of guard dogs? Why not keep them locked in your yard 24/7 and encourage them to bark all day and night to keep away those nasty burglars. Screw the neighbours that have to listen to it, only you are important.
Want to visit a quiet tourist spot? Why not turn up and shout to your friends in infantile excitement while stood a metre from them, then switch on some shit dance music on your phone to make tik tok vids with. Screw the people already there to enjoy some serenity, only you're important.
Want to make sure that dopey twat car drivers don't forget to use their eyes before pulling out in front of your motorbike? Why not take off the exhaust pipe so that they'll hear you coming from 200 metres away. Screw the entire community whose eardrums will never be the same again, only you are important.
Love 'em really
Want a couple of guard dogs? Why not keep them locked in your yard 24/7 and encourage them to bark all day and night to keep away those nasty burglars. Screw the neighbours that have to listen to it, only you are important.
Want to visit a quiet tourist spot? Why not turn up and shout to your friends in infantile excitement while stood a metre from them, then switch on some shit dance music on your phone to make tik tok vids with. Screw the people already there to enjoy some serenity, only you're important.
Want to make sure that dopey twat car drivers don't forget to use their eyes before pulling out in front of your motorbike? Why not take off the exhaust pipe so that they'll hear you coming from 200 metres away. Screw the entire community whose eardrums will never be the same again, only you are important.
Love 'em really
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