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A loser knows a few people (from a forum) that are looking for a date. Let’s call the Loser, F. O. Jeff (unhappy with its miserable life and why it didn’t get a piece of the pie)
Loser: Sure I know a few guys.
Sweetheart (with children): Tell me about them.
Loser: Well puke is attracted to underage females and in fact has had a relationship with at least one.
Sweetheart: You know I have kids in the house, right? No thanks.
Loser: OK what about a little fat guy who owns a castle and says it’s fighter pilot.
Sweetheart: A fighter pilot?
Loser: Well, it says it got a degree in Finance.
Sweetheart: Finance?
Loser: Yes, it got a degree in Finance so it could count other people’s money.
Sweetheart: Let’s move on. Quickly!
Loser: How about a fruit picker? I should tell you it has boasted about having sex in a 3rd would country with desperate women without protection. But if you’re nice to it for few a few days it’ll renovate a 65 square meter Spa for you in BKK.
Sweetheart: You trying to get me killed?
Loser: How about someone who knows Thailand? But I have to warn you,………..it kinda of has a thing for its cousin.
Sweetheart: Filth,……….all of them. Some should be locked up.
Pretty good summary.
It would have to be a particularly desperate set of circumstances for a woman to feel forced into picking any of that line-up of losers.
I would prefer it if you were more precise and wrote "18 year old" , otherwise some people might come to the wrong conclusion .
Once again none of the people involved have a problem with it and once again , the only person who has an issue with it is yourself .
This is not the first time that this has happened .
I'm sure there's plenty of low-rent TEFLer positions open if you're interested Seth.
Don't even require an education or intelligence, for that matter.
A perfect fit.
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