Hence his nickname "Underpants". ...

Virtual sharks bite the surfer in the proverbial arse.

You need a lot of caning to improve your English, Greg.

Similar in C.M. region. But factory offices have air-con, I presume.

Why don't you ask her? ...

lift your skirt, Nicole, we like slutty spammers here!

It's been obsessively screaming at posters it dislikes again, hasn't it.

It should seek help from a psychiatrist. ...

Yeah, Europeans will be lining up to spend their vacation in an allocated, overpriced quarantine facility.

Obsessively monitoring and sucking up every word, eh pisspants.

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Underpants wouldn't know, because... "on ignore".

...and he still believes he's not the one being laughed at.

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^^
Nope, Underpants, no 'convincing' necessary, you've been caught fibbing again. It's compulsive, isn't it.
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monitoring 24/7 & sucking up every word. ...

Oh really, on 'ignore', chickenlegged Pinocchio?

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It's definitely a good idea for you to stop breeding, Tink.

Present day Filipinas and future NZ generations will be grateful.

Yes, the freak who reads every word of those it claims to have on 'ignore' is our forum mascotte Underpants.

...and if they do not respond, he also wins, because he's had The Last Word (TM). ...

Not really, only kidding.

Just lock him up.

Fish on Friday, I'd go halves on the leftovers.

Barn irrigates.

Yes, your Flamingo too. After dinner.

Free Fanny