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  1. #11
    MIAMI SPRINGS, FL (Gray News) – A Florida woman is accused of stealing a man’s five Rolex watches, valued at $108,000, during their date on Jan. 8.

    Police told the Miami Herald one of the watches was recovered at the scene of her arrest. But the other four weren’t recovered until a jailhouse strip search.

    Correctional officers found them inside of her vagina.




    MIAMI SPRINGS, FL (Gray News) – A Florida woman is accused of stealing a man’s five Rolex watches, valued at $108,000, during their date on Jan. 8.

    Police told the Miami Herald one of the watches was recovered at the scene of her arrest. But the other four weren’t recovered until a jailhouse strip search.

    Correctional officers found them inside of her vagina.

    Police identified the suspect as 29-year-old Delajurea Brookens, who sports a tattoo that reads “whore” on her left arm. They said she met the victim at Mango’s nightclub in Miami Beach.

    The two relocated to the Clarion Suites hotel a few hours later. The victim went to freshen up in the bathroom and that’s when his Crown Royal whisky bag, which contained the five watches, went missing.

    Investigators said the suspect ran out of the room and hailed a taxi. The victim chased her and demanded to have his watches back.

    Police said she began beating him in the head until he became dazed and fell to the ground.

    Hotel workers called police and they apprehended Brookens in a nearby alley.

    Officers said she would not behave inside the police cruiser. She allegedly spat, banged her head, kicked windows and bit officers.

    At first, she was only facing charges of grand theft, resisting an officer with violence, battery and possession of cocaine. But police said she dug a deeper hole for herself when she urinated on the floor of her holding cell.

    She now faces an additional criminal mischief charge."

    http://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/01/14...florida-woman/

    Florider - Redneck capitol of America.

  2. #12
    Who wears 5 Rolex watches at the same time ?

    Name wasn't Prawit by any chance ?

    As for her running out of the room, that must have been uncomfortable.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Bonglek View Post
    Who wears 5 Rolex watches at the same time ?

    Name wasn't Prawit by any chance ?

    As for her running out of the room, that must have been uncomfortable.
    She's probably got a pretty big cooze.
    Notice the Race?

  4. #14

    LIFE-SAVING BREW
    Man has 15 cans of beer pumped INTO his stomach by docs to stop him dying from alcohol poisoning

    Nguyen Van Nhat’s life was saved after medics in Vietnam transfused five litres of beer into his stomach.

    DOCTORS have pumped 15 cans of beer into a man’s stomach to stop him dying from alcohol poisoning, according to local reports.
    Nguyen Van Nhat’s life was saved after medics at General Hospital in Quang Tri, Vietnam, transfused five litres of beer into his body.



    The 48-year-old had passed out and been rushed to hospital in a critical condition on Boxing Day 2018 with a blood alcohol level of 1,119 times higher than the allowable limit.
    Dr Le Van Lam, head of the Intensive Care Unit, told local media that they immediately pumped three cans (one litre) of beer to slow down his liver's processing of methanol.


    According to Dr Lam, one can of beer was given to Nhat every hour.
    After 15 cans were administered he was completely conscious.
    The doctor explained that a person's stomach and intestines continue to release alcohol into the bloodstream even if they are unconscious or have stopped drinking, and for a period alcohol levels in the body continue to rise.
    Alcohol comes in two variants, methanol and ethanol, and the human liver breaks down ethanol first as a priority.

    The man became unconscious when the methanol in his system oxidised to formaldehyde which in turn produced formic acid, according to Dr Lam.
    To prevent oxidising formaldehyde to formic acid, giving beer to the methanol-poisoned patient gave medics enough time to perform dialysis.
    Nhat was discharged from the hospital after 3 weeks.

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/821286...etnam-doctors/



  5. #15
    ^Wonder if it was Newcastle Brown Ale. That shit will resuscitate the dead!

    Someone Has Allegedly Been Hurling Dirty Diapers From NYCHA Building on the Lower East Side

    Someone has allegedly been throwing dirty diapers from windows of a public housing complex on Essex Street on the Lower East Side.

    Soiled diapers and trash have been thrown out of windows for months, falling on the canopy and sidewalk of the Seward Park Extension building, according to NYCHA. Because of these incidents, NYCHA is regularly cleaning all garbage and debris in and around the development.

    "It's disgusting," resident Robin Stucker said, to which fellow resident Shawn Stucker adds: "Sometimes the diapers come down and almost hit you."

    Though by Monday, no trash or diapers were on the awning, two construction workers working across the street from the building confirmed to News 4 New York seeing the diapers and other trash in the past.

    However, News 4 New York did find what appeared to be a dirty diaper on a windowsill Monday afternoon."

    https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/loca...504326281.html

    Charming...
    Last edited by Boon Mee; 01-17-2019 at 04:05 PM.

  6. #16
    Instead of calling the police he should have called the Better Business Bureau. Genius Award Winner.

    A 79-year-old Ohio man called police to complain about the quality of "sexual services" rendered by a pair of prostitutes he paid $500 to visit his home, cops report.
    The septuagenarian, who lives in South Euclid, a Cleveland suburb, dialed 911 on January 3 to report a robbery.

    The john, identified in a police report as William Batts, said that while the hookers “did perform some sexual services,” the duo “failed to meet [his] expectations.” Thankfully, police did not further describe the elderly man’s carnal desires.

    JANUARY 9--A 79-year-old Ohio man called police to complain about the quality of "sexual services" rendered by a pair of prostitutes he paid $500 to visit his home, cops report.

    The septuagenarian, who lives in South Euclid, a Cleveland suburb, dialed 911 on January 3 to report a robbery.

    The john, identified in a police report as William Batts, said that while the hookers “did perform some sexual services,” the duo “failed to meet [his] expectations.” Thankfully, police did not further describe the elderly man’s carnal desires.

    During a conversation with a police dispatcher, Batts said that he was “in the process of getting robbed” by “two ladies” who took $500 from his wallet.

    By the time cops arrived at the complainant’s home (seen below), the prostitutes had departed.

    Batts told officers that he had met the women through a friend in Cleveland. He described the hookers as “African American females, approximately 40 years old, and dressed all in black,” cops noted. One woman, Batts said, was about 5’ 7”, while the second hooker, named Keisha, “is the short fat one.”

    Though the pensioner contended he had been victimized, officers explained that his unsatisfactory encounter with the women did not constitute an actual robbery attempt.

    While Batts appears to have admitted to solicitation of prostitution, a misdemeanor, he will not be charged in connection with his disappointing dalliance, according to a police official.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...an-john-378529


  7. #17
    Top this one Bonglek! 555

    Registered sex offender arrested for trying to lure women in California




    HESPERIA, California -- A registered sex offender was arrested in California on suspicion of trying to lure women, including a minor, to his home under false pretenses.

    Around 1:17 p.m. Thursday, San Bernardino County sheriff's deputies from Hesperia contacted Arturo Martinez at his home located in the 7600 block of Corona Avenue.

    Deputies arrived at his home after receiving numerous complaints from women, including a 17-year-old girl, who said he tried to lure her to his home.

    Authorities said Martinez would solicit women through social media and website services using a fake name and disguised his voice by making it sound like a woman's. He also solicited women through babysitting, cleaning, taxi, real estate and delivery services, authorities said.

    Martinez is said to have contacted women in Adelanto, Apple Valley, Hesperia, Phelan and Victorville with the intent to lure them into his home to commit a sexual act.

    Deputies served a search warrant and arrested him at his home, where evidence was recovered.

    Martinez was arrested on suspicion of contact with a minor with the intent to commit a sexual act. He was booked at the High Desert Detention Center in lieu of $500,000 bail.

    Authorities said he is a registered sex offender with a prior conviction of indecent exposure.

    Detectives believe there may be more victims and urge anyone with more information to come forward. You may contact the Hesperia station at (760) 947-1500 or the WeTip Hotline at (800) 78-CRIME."

    https://abc7ny.com/5071313/?ex_cid=T...source=twitter

    "Guy seems to have a strong defense: Your honor, look at me. I'm a ****ing Orc. How the **** I'm gonna lure a human?"

  8. #18
    [QUOTE=Boon Mee;83775]^Wonder if it was Newcastle Brown Ale. That shit will resuscitate the dead!

    Someone Has Allegedly Been Hurling Dirty Diapers From NYCHA Building on the Lower East Side


    "It's disgusting," resident Robin Stucker said, to which fellow resident Shawn Stucker adds: "Sometimes the diapers come down and almost hit you."


    https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/loca...504326281.html


    Would be worse if the s**t hit the fan.

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee View Post

    while the second hooker, named Keisha, “is the short fat one.”

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...an-john-378529

    Moral ........avoid the short fat ones.

    I always have unless I was past caring or noticing.

  10. #20
    As for that registered sex offender you have to wonder at how the cogs and wheels turn in a brain like that.

    But you can see why I thought this thread was needed. Next time someone wants to imply that the Thais are beyond civilizing then just refer them here and the true picture is obvious.

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