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  • The tabloid gutter news thread.

    I read so many threads on Thai forums that suggest only Thailand produces morons and misfits that I think a thread devoted to the antics of our compatriots back home would put things in a more accurate perspective. So, a real goldmine of stories is obviously the Daily Mail. Just remember to change all names to Somchai and Pornthip etc and you have a real Thai style story.


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    Father, 58, and son, 36, who battered a man to death with a table leg and stabbed him 40 times with a Stanley knife in a pub brawl sparked when one of them spilled beer over the victim's barmaid girlfriend are facing jail.


    A father and son brutally beat and stabbed a man to death in a pub with a table leg and Stanley knife - after their victim attacked the son for throwing beer at his barmaid girlfriend at a different pub earlier in the night.
    Jason Gardner, 43, was stabbed at least 40 times in the vicious attack at the Earl of Cornwall pub in Cippenham, Slough.




    Charlie Joseph Ward, 36, was convicted of murder and possession of an offensive weapon at Reading Crown Court today while his father John Ward, 58, was found not guilty of murder but was convicted of manslaughter.
    They will be sentenced by on Tuesday with Charlie facing a mandatory life sentence.
    The fight broke out at 11.30pm on May 9 last year and started after Mr Gardner attacked Charlie for throwing a pint at his girlfriend, Emma Mead.


    Ms Mead had refused to serve Charlie and his wife Martina earlier in the night at the Long Barn pub, a short distance away.
    The jury heard how Mr Gardner had plotted revenge against the younger Ward, taping over his van's registration plate, putting on a balaclava and going to the Earl of Cornwall pub to confront him.


    He then burst through the doors and struck Charlie over the head with a metal torch while he sat with his father and other family members.
    Charlie then took a Stanley knife out of his pocket and, together with his father, fought Mr Gardner.
    The jury heard that Mr Gardner's skull was scored with the knife during the six-minute brawl.
    He was slashed and stabbed 40 times with the Stanley knife wielded by Charlie.
    At one point, Mr Gardner tried to leave through the pub's main door but was dragged back inside by Ward's father John, who threw him into an upturned table.


    As Mr Gardner lay in a pool of his own blood John then ripped off the leg of a wooden table with his bare hands and used it to beat him, before stamping and kicking him.
    CCTV footage also showed Charlie Ward's white top becoming more and more blood-soaked as he knelt over Mr Gardner and appeared to punch him repeatedly.
    During the attack, Charlie's mother Winnie Ward and wife Martina, who was wearing a dressing gown, desperately tried to get the men to stop and even tried to drag them off Mr Gardner.
    He suffered a cardiac arrest but was revived by police called to the Earl of Cornwall.
    However, despite emergency surgery through the night, Mr Gardner died the next day.
    Rossano Scamardella QC, prosecuting, told the jury sitting at Reading Crown Court: 'On May 9, Jason Gardner had taken it upon himself to find and confront a man who had thrown a drink over his girlfriend.


    'The man who had thrown that drink was Charlie Ward.
    'Jason Gardner had taken drink and drugs and he was determined to attack and injure Charlie Ward who was socialising with his family on a local pub.
    'Jason Gardner's decision to confront Charlie Ward was one he would pay for with his life.'
    Mr Gardner had been told by a friend where Charlie Ward was drinking less than an hour after his girlfriend and bar worker, Emma, had refused to serve Charlie's wife, Martina, a drink in a nearby pub called the Long Barn.
    'He burst through the doors and Charlie was sat with his father John, his mother Winnie and wife Martina,' the prosecutor told the jury.
    'He struck Charlie in the head and then did it another two or three times. Having been hit and hurt, Charlie along with his father then attacked and killed Mr Gardner.


    'Within seconds Charlie had retrieved the Stanley knife from his pocket and used it to slash and stab Mr Gardner.
    'The post mortem examination established that Mr Gardner had been stabbed 40 times wounds mainly to his face, head and neck. Some went through the full thickness of the skin right down to the bone.
    'John Ward did not use a knife and when he attacked Mr Gardner, Charlie was standing in another part of the pub. What happened next was caught on CCTV and by witnesses in the pub who called the police.'
    Mr Scamardella told the jury that it must have been obvious to the older man that Mr Gardner was seriously injured.
    By this time his wife Winnie, who he was meant to be celebrating his 40th wedding anniversary with the next day, had hold of her son's Stanley knife and the baton torch Mr Gardner had arrived at the pub with.
    The prosecutor added: 'Mr Gardner was seriously injured, laying on the floor and no threat to anyone. There followed a gratuitous attack by John Ward.
    'He broke off the leg of a wooden table with his bare hands and used it on Mr Gardner before stamping, with his heel pointing downwards twice and kicking him.'
    Father and son were arrested at the scene and during police interviews Charlie Ward said he did not have a knife and used reasonable force in genuine fear for his safety.
    His father said he attacked his son's attacker as he was trying to protect his family.
    Both men denied murder.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-40-times.html

  • #2
    Good thread Bonglek. There will be plenty of material for this one for sure!
    God, the panic within the Dems, MSM, and left must be horrifying...realizing that Joe is really the best they've got.

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    • #3
      Man chews up police car seat after cocaine arresthttps://www.wsmv.com/news/us_world_n...BGgpFFuK9WU7mw

      You reckon he might have been a little bit HIGH?
      God, the panic within the Dems, MSM, and left must be horrifying...realizing that Joe is really the best they've got.

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      • #4

        Violent rampage in Canberra's south sees men attacked, cyclist hit, man exposing himself to traffic.



        Three men were allegedly attacked at a Canberra worksite, a cyclist was rammed off his bike and passing traffic witnessed a man exposing himself in what a Canberra magistrate described as a "bizarrely violent" rampage.


        David Anthony King, 32, was refused bail in the ACT Magistrates Court on Monday over eight charges, including an assault which forced one victim to defend himself with an axe.
        Police allege Mr King, who was under the influence of drugs at the time, walked up to three men at an industrial site in the south Canberra suburb of Hume about 12:00pm on Sunday, while wearing all black and no shoes.
        Court documents read that he began pointing his finger aggressively and yelling at the first man.
        When the man turned in an attempt to walk away, Mr King allegedly struck him in the back of the head "about two times," knocking his hat off.
        Mr King then started beating his chest and rambling nonsense, the statement of facts read.
        He allegedly then put his arm around the shoulder of the second man and said "mate, we've got to look after the kids".
        'I love you bro, don't panic'

        When the third man walked over to help his friend, Mr King allegedly puffed his chest up and said: "The Lord, don't do anything to harm your kids".
        Police allege he then jumped on top of the third man and moved in a humping motion.
        As the third man pushed him off, Mr King allegedly said to him:
        "I love you bro, don't panic. Andy needs his kids to look after him."
        The statement of facts read that Mr King then returned to yelling aggressively at the first man and hooked three punches at him.
        He allegedly went back to the second man and put his arm around him, continuing his nonsensical rant about God and children.
        He then hit the second man in the temple, knocking off his glasses. When the victim bent down to pick them up, Mr King allegedly punched him again in the face.
        Victim turned to axe for protection, court hears

        The second man allegedly took the brief opportunity of Mr King turning his back to reach for a nearby axe and wave it above his head.
        Each time the man raised the axe in an effort to prevent further attacks, Mr King would allegedly fall to his knees, sometimes whimpering.


        Police alleged Mr King then walked towards the site office and drove onto the Monaro Highway in one of the victim's cars.
        Police said he deliberately swerved in front of a cyclist riding in the southbound lane and hit the cyclist's ribs, causing him to fall off the bike.
        Court documents read Mr King then got out of the car and approached the cyclist, rambling about children while seemingly affected by intoxicating substances.
        He allegedly grabbed the cyclist by the shoulders before throwing fists at bystanders who tried to help the cyclist.
        One bystander allegedly grabbed a star picket from his car to scare Mr King away.
        Police allege man exposed himself to traffic

        It was at that point police said Mr King dropped his pants and began touching himself inappropriately in front of passing traffic.
        He then stood in the middle of the road, the documents read, while trying to wave down traffic.
        Police allege they caught Mr King shortly before 12:30pm, running shirtless past Rose Cottage in Gilmore.
        While at Canberra Hospital to undergo blood tests, Mr King allegedly admitted to taking methylamphetamine the night before the rampage.
        He faced eight charges in court on Monday, including four common assaults, an indecent exposure, dangerous driving and driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
        His defence lawyer said his client suffered a drug-induced psychosis at the time of the incident, and that Mr King admitted to having a problem with the drug ice.
        Magistrate Peter Morrison called the behaviour "very bizarre, very violent conduct" and refused bail.
        Mr King is due to return to court next month.

        https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-01-...=statenews_act


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        • #5
          Snowflake triggeredAs a queer women of color who has worked in the largely cis-male-dominated field of specialty coffee for over a decadehttps://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/woma...001945006.html

          As they say you really can't make this shit up. And, by the way, Yahoo News is tabloid crap too!
          God, the panic within the Dems, MSM, and left must be horrifying...realizing that Joe is really the best they've got.

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          • #6
            Woman banned from Walmart after riding cart while drinking wine from Pringles can, police say.https://www.ajc.com/news/national/wo...StQiaJLC0FE1O/

            9 am does seem to be a bit early even 'Dr'. Bob, eh?
            God, the panic within the Dems, MSM, and left must be horrifying...realizing that Joe is really the best they've got.

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            • #7
              Ex-Avon lady, 74, is convicted of killing her 54-year-old boyfriend with knife after she saw him urinating in her conservatory after drinking session.




              A 74-year-old former Avon lady has been convicted of killing her 54-year-old boyfriend after she saw him urinating in her conservatory after a drinking session.
              Angela Ayre stabbed Mark Evans with a knife at the home they had shared for 23 years in Dunstable, Bedfordshire on the night of March 8.
              Ayre initially faced a murder charge, but a jury downgraded this to manslaughter after ruling she had tried to cause some harm, but not serious harm. She had claimed Mr Evans' death was accidental as she didn't realise she was holding a knife.
              Trial judge Andrew Bright QC adjourned sentence for Ayre until next month.
              He granted the pensioner bail until then but said he wanted a full pre-sentence report along with a medical report.
              During the trial, the court heard Ayre suffered from a variety of medical problems including diabetes and asthma. She also has issues with her blood pressure.
              Judge Bright told Ayre he needed to know more about her health.
              He warned her that she was looking at a significant custodial sentence, but he said he wanted to know more about how she would cope with prison.

              The court heard how on the night of March 8 last year the pair were drinking heavily at the semi-detached house they shared in Dunstable.


              She told the jury she had been in her kitchen when she saw him urinating in her conservatory.
              Ayre, who has two children from her marriage, told the jury of six men and six women she was washing up when he 'barged' into her saying: 'He probably tripped and that's when he barged into me.
              'I did not even know I had a knife in my hand and he fell down behind me.'
              Mr Evans died from a stab wound to the heart. .

              https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...end-knife.html

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              • #8
                ^Heh, got one that'll top yours, Bonglek!





                Ripped it off from here: http://knuckledraggin.com/
                God, the panic within the Dems, MSM, and left must be horrifying...realizing that Joe is really the best they've got.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Boon Mee View Post
                  ^Heh, got one that'll top yours, Bonglek!





                  Ripped it off from here: http://knuckledraggin.com/
                  They look like a charming couple . Glad they don't live this side of the planet.

                  He must be a bit retarded. She told him to stuff the Turkey and he got the wrong meaning.

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                  • #10
                    ^Yeah, they look like hard-core Tweakers (Meth heads) Notice their complexions.

                    Real solid citizens!
                    God, the panic within the Dems, MSM, and left must be horrifying...realizing that Joe is really the best they've got.

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                    • #11
                      http://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/01/14...florida-woman/

                      Florider - Redneck capitol of America.
                      God, the panic within the Dems, MSM, and left must be horrifying...realizing that Joe is really the best they've got.

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                      • #12
                        Who wears 5 Rolex watches at the same time ?

                        Name wasn't Prawit by any chance ?

                        As for her running out of the room, that must have been uncomfortable.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Bonglek View Post
                          Who wears 5 Rolex watches at the same time ?

                          Name wasn't Prawit by any chance ?

                          As for her running out of the room, that must have been uncomfortable.
                          She's probably got a pretty big cooze.
                          Notice the Race?
                          God, the panic within the Dems, MSM, and left must be horrifying...realizing that Joe is really the best they've got.

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                          • #14

                            LIFE-SAVING BREW
                            Man has 15 cans of beer pumped INTO his stomach by docs to stop him dying from alcohol poisoning





                            The 48-year-old had passed out and been rushed to hospital in a critical condition on Boxing Day 2018 with a blood alcohol level of 1,119 times higher than the allowable limit.
                            Dr Le Van Lam, head of the Intensive Care Unit, told local media that they immediately pumped three cans (one litre) of beer to slow down his liver's processing of methanol.


                            According to Dr Lam, one can of beer was given to Nhat every hour.
                            After 15 cans were administered he was completely conscious.
                            The doctor explained that a person's stomach and intestines continue to release alcohol into the bloodstream even if they are unconscious or have stopped drinking, and for a period alcohol levels in the body continue to rise.
                            Alcohol comes in two variants, methanol and ethanol, and the human liver breaks down ethanol first as a priority.

                            The man became unconscious when the methanol in his system oxidised to formaldehyde which in turn produced formic acid, according to Dr Lam.
                            To prevent oxidising formaldehyde to formic acid, giving beer to the methanol-poisoned patient gave medics enough time to perform dialysis.
                            Nhat was discharged from the hospital after 3 weeks.

                            https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/821286...etnam-doctors/


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                            • #15
                              ^Wonder if it was Newcastle Brown Ale. That shit will resuscitate the dead!

                              Someone Has Allegedly Been Hurling Dirty Diapers From NYCHA Building on the Lower East Side

                              Someone has allegedly been throwing dirty diapers from windows of a public housing complex on Essex Street on the Lower East Side.

                              Soiled diapers and trash have been thrown out of windows for months, falling on the canopy and sidewalk of the Seward Park Extension building, according to NYCHA. Because of these incidents, NYCHA is regularly cleaning all garbage and debris in and around the development.

                              "It's disgusting," resident Robin Stucker said, to which fellow resident Shawn Stucker adds: "Sometimes the diapers come down and almost hit you."

                              Though by Monday, no trash or diapers were on the awning, two construction workers working across the street from the building confirmed to News 4 New York seeing the diapers and other trash in the past.

                              However, News 4 New York did find what appeared to be a dirty diaper on a windowsill Monday afternoon."

                              https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/loca...504326281.html

                              Charming...
                              Last edited by Boon Mee; 01-17-2019, 04:05 PM.
                              God, the panic within the Dems, MSM, and left must be horrifying...realizing that Joe is really the best they've got.

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