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    What's the Best Pre-Sex Meal?

    What Is the Best Pre-Sex Meal?
    By Madeleine Aggeler
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    This week, the New York Post made the bold claim that chicken parm — breaded chicken breast bathed in marinara sauce and parmesan — is “NYC’s aphrodisiac of choice.”

    Excuse me, what?
    Personally, I cannot think of many meals less likely to send me into paroxysms of lust. Nothing against chicken parm, which can be a delicious, cheesy culinary undertaking, but eating it generally leaves me feeling like I want to first take a nap and then find a church confessional in which to repent for my gluttony. It does not make me feel like I want to get naked and jostle my body around with someone.


    Others, apparently, feel differently.One woman, Carly Spiewak, a 25-year-old from Hoboken, told the Post she is constantly coming across what she called “chicken parm guys” on dating apps.
    Jonny Adler, a 25-year-old from Jersey City, allowed himself to be photographed enjoying chicken parm with a date, and took it a step further, describing the dish as “totally an aphrodisiac.”
    It is notable that the proponents of chicken parm as a horny food seem to overwhelmingly be men, and surely scholars will take a deep look at why that is for years to come. I think it’s probably because the men in question will eat a whole lot of cheese and chicken and then use it as an excuse to lay prone while their partner does all the work, but I’m not a scientist, or from New Jersey, so I can’t say for sure.

    In any case, the Post’s article does raise an important question: What is the best pre-sex meal?
    https://www.thecut.com/2019/11/pre-s...cken-parm.html


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    Anyone who cares is as limp as this thread or as dry as the Sahara.

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    Bananas, honey and ginseng capsules, apparently.

    After a heavy meal and getting blind drunk on a first date doesn't make for exciting sex

    Biggest advantage for women is getting free diinner that the loser mangina alpha male date insists on paying for

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Daley View Post
    Bananas, honey and ginseng capsules, apparently.

    After a heavy meal and getting blind drunk on a first date doesn't make for exciting sex

    Biggest advantage for women is getting free diinner that the loser mangina alpha male date insists on paying for
    So, you think mangina is an adjective then.

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    Ya Dong works nicely.

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    Oysters are supposed to be an aphrodisiac. To me no meal will make sex likely, more about chemistry and good communication.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrymsmarkle View Post
    So, you think mangina is an adjective then.

    ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by vendetta4real View Post
    more about chemistry and good communication.
    Wanna root?
    Show us ya tits!
    Ya ass is getting flabby but I like flabby


    Or in harrymsmarkles case

    I hope your ass is bleached cause mine is whiter than white

    Last edited by Mr Tinkles; 11-17-2019 at 04:19 AM.

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    Are these lines from your forthcoming autobiographie "confessions of a less sophisticated metrosexual"?
    “Don’t get sick of me just yet, for I will be here for quite a while”

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    Quote Originally Posted by serrollt View Post
    Are these lines from your forthcoming autobiographie "confessions of a less sophisticated metrosexual"?

    You what they say about those who shout the loudest....

    Might apply subliminally to Mr. Tinkerbell.


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