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    ...TSA had changed rules for powder-based items (carpet deodorizers) while I was on vacation in the US. Their discovery in my carry-on caused quite a stir (but fortunately only a short delay) when I passed through airport security:

    Nine Secrets I Never Knew About Airports Until I Worked at LAX
    There are social tiers in the loungeReal stars go to the private terminala separate terminal on the far side of the runway. The Private Suite


    Security training is no joke
    You may not need a heartbeat to get on a plane

    Where do they take your banned stuff?

    Last edited by harrymsmarkle; 11-23-2019, 07:11 AM.
    Majestically enthroned amid the vulgar herd

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    Keep your friends close and your enemies closer

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    • #3
      what difference does that make ? You will be checked even more just to show how egalitarian we are

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      • #4
        Originally posted by socal View Post
        what difference does that make ? You will be checked even more just to show how egalitarian we are
        Right, while nigger chickens are given a pass.
        Majestically enthroned amid the vulgar herd

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          I smuggled hundreds of Valium from thailand in my hair wax. I scooped the shit out. put the Val in, in a bag and then packed the wax back around. Then lidded it and went on my way

          Customs took me aside and sweated me like i knew they would. The bitch took my clear bag of hygene stuff and put it off to the side. And then started checking my jean and shirt pockets.

          heheh dummy , should have taken more

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          • #6
            ^Valium!! What was the point of that, I suppose you might have saved a couple of hundred $ as opposed to getting them over the counter back home. Not worth jail time though.
            I visited TC a few times as a guest but had to stop. It is a sickening place. - Aging One

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            • #7
              Originally posted by lamphun View Post
              ^Valium!! What was the point of that, I suppose you might have saved a couple of hundred $ as opposed to getting them over the counter back home. Not worth jail time though.
              Lol what country are you from ? I'd never get a useful drug like that perscribed to me in a million years. Id never ever be able to get it

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              • #8
                Valium are for girls and junkies

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by socal View Post
                  Lol what country are you from ? I'd never get a useful drug like that perscribed to me in a million years. Id never ever be able to get it
                  Last edited by lamphun; 11-27-2019, 12:25 PM.
                  I visited TC a few times as a guest but had to stop. It is a sickening place. - Aging One

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                  • #10
                    authorities unpacking your anal cavity may cause some discomfort.
                    Majestically enthroned amid the vulgar herd

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by crazy dog View Post
                      Valium are for girls and junkies
                      everything is fine in moderation. Every substance is a problem, even just gambling is a problem for the junkie mind.

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