How much money should I send my Thai fianc�e while waiting for her visa approval?

[Mad Hatter]

Nigerian Relationship Counselling

Bit harsh, Mid. He's asking a perfectly legitimate, if naive, question. Are you a mod or something around here?

Dearest Friend

Be of good heart and be thee not dicombobulated by gainsayers and gameplayers.
RevDr Mbunga of the Church of Science Ole and myself are fully conversant with your dilemma,and will help you shed your load

It is for this reason ,cases such as your own that or Foko Hareem service has been postulated regulated with Swizz Banking Laws.

Now you send funds to us just a token US $234,567.89 to start as sign of good faith and fruit of your loins be abundant,We sahll make deposits in your girlfriend at lightening speed ensuring satisfaction to all parties.

Remember don't delay pay and play today ,first 13 unlucky respondents get a pair of Mitt's magic pyjamas bles'd with jizm

email [email protected] or call IMAMUG800

[Guest]

LOL

was just trying to be nice.

Maybe there should be a sticky thread giving advice to tossers who, upon visiting Thailand and falling for the charms of a issan mattress warrior, could answer all their questions.

[Mad Hatter]

Amor Vincit Omnia the Wife of Bath's Locket Chaucer's Canterbury Tales

LOL

was just trying to be nice.

Maybe there should be a sticky thread giving advice to tossers who, upon visiting Thailand and falling for the charms of a issan mattress warrior, could answer all their questions.

Love conquers all, like all good men with a working anatomy we follow are instincts when young?

Old dogs of both sexes learn that things are not always as they seem.When I sub-contracted for HMG in a dim dusty office off Whitehall at top of Northumberland Avenue London one of the few perks was the "Doris" (I believe the current term is Pootang or flange in UK) in the typing pool in an era when nice girls discovered the pill.

The other unwanted benefit was a paper token worth about $10 300 baht at current levels called a Luncheon Voucher ,a tax dodge that cost pennies to bosses but helped recruit the hungry,guess like food satmps used to breed trailer renters in America,which while not quite Beef Wellington or Turnedos at the Savoy Grill could be turned into a couple of sandwiches or snack almost anywhere.

In my ear even very very junior execitives like me with only 3 staff 2 hour liquid lunches,Salad and food were for pussies.
To be fair we juniors always got the first round ,then the higher paid chaps paid for all often 5-6 pints and chasers at lunchtime.
I assure you this was common practice with the lads from Drug Squad at Alembic Ho our darts rivals from Ministry of Defence and Planners who were slow drinkers but made cash on the darts wagers,cant imagine how anyone did any work after<I drank tea and did the crossword until 445 and Fridays were known as POETS dayPissOFf EarlyTomorrows Saturday


My dear departed dad and his civil service,gverment peers rarely re-appeared after lunchtime Thursday the nobs went to their estates in Scotland and the junior officers like Dad fishing of deal.
To be fair all of these men had risked their lives as Officers in horrid places and a secure job was a form of disability pension,I remeber the dreadful stories,scars and burns of the WW2 veterans.

We gave all our pooled vouchers to the girls who showed their gratitude in the way any young man would wish for.The LV girls were a "bisk" ,some of the more enthusiastic I believe even sold on sandwiches and vouchers!

In your case perhaps send a

TRUNCHEON VOUCHER

I hope this matter clears up and any other issues visit an emergency STD clinic n the next 10mins

Yo may of course pm myself for serious advice,As an old married dog we all pay for our sins one way or another,seem to be only 2 variables when and how much ,the thing to focus on is quality rather than availbility quantitty IMHO, if you prefer goats there is a world expert called Flutterby who'll help or Battypoo

[Agent99]

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Maybe there should be a sticky thread giving advice to tossers who, upon visiting Thailand and falling for the charms of a issan mattress warrior, could answer all their questions.

Or maybe a sticky thread for dudes who don't understand trolling or sarcasm to bite on ample bait?

As this thread is not a troll. A brand new Thai board only to be found by hard core regs ... then this thread?

What's next, a flood of noobs all with different topics;

Where is the best Chiang Mai Hambuger?
What hotels allow my dog to stay?
Can I go for breakfast at 7 AM during the coup?
Do my HiSo Thai-Chinese family approve me and my TEFLing ways?
I'm feeling consumed by Thailand, should I return home?
Should I build my new house with Q-con block or buffaloe sht?

Seriously fellas a bit of originality is all we ask.

[Agent99]

She was a hotel receptionist, but now, she is taking care of mom who had a stroke. She wants to take some English classes 3 or 4 days a week.

I'd say wait for Mum to snuff it before making any solid committments. UNlikely but their could be a nice stash hidden under the mattress waiting for you. Seriously, how daft can you be?

[Mad Hatter]

Did you have a stroke yerself yet ?

I'd say wait for Mum to snuff it before making any solid committments. UNlikely but their could be a nice stash hidden under the mattress waiting for you. Seriously, how daft can you be?

Some of these delightful online ladies have been known to use a pic

Of self when younger
Younger Friend
An attractive Nordic stunner like Frau merkel Pwhrrrrr.....

As advised above have a good riffle through the mattress

Also you may find your part of a time share arrangement

Tell tale signs

Policeman who is "brother" is always adjusting clothing/leaving as you arrive

Postcards and gifts signed Sven

Hello Kitty tat from jakarta with willy jokes in green biro

Photos with a very young teacher priest in the sauna

Joint Account at Farmers Bank with Herman Farawaystein, JeanTomas Le-Frotteur and of course RJs littered under the bed

Of course she may be the only 'virgoin' left in Siam looking for a wealthy white chap to be wrenched away from some rural idyll to some far away luxury,strike while the pussy's hot

[Guest]

Or maybe a sticky thread for dudes who don't understand trolling or sarcasm to bite on ample bait?

As this thread is not a troll. A brand new Thai board only to be found by hard core regs ... then this thread?

What's next, a flood of noobs all with different topics;

Where is the best Chiang Mai Hambuger?
What hotels allow my dog to stay?
Can I go for breakfast at 7 AM during the coup?
Do my HiSo Thai-Chinese family approve me and my TEFLing ways?
I'm feeling consumed by Thailand, should I return home?
Should I build my new house with Q-con block or buffaloe sht?

Seriously fellas a bit of originality is all we ask.

Very sound points. However, just because someone is a Thailand Forum addict, this does not necessarily mean that they have ever been to Thailand (weird, I know, after all, I wouldn't join a Kazakh Forum just because I heard the girls are easy there and then post 10000 posts a day) nor does it mean that if they were to come to Thailand, that they would actually have a clue how to deal with this situation.

For example, Socal comes to Thailand, and having finally worked out the difference between Girls and Girls with a love truncheon, falls in love with the first girl who is nice to him. I would not put it past him to get into a situation like this. So although it does reek of a troll, there is also a chance that the guy wants to know and is sincere.

To clear the matter up, perhaps the mods could enact a new rule - these types of threads must be issued with Pictures of the girl, preferably in sussies and suspenders, and all the gear, along with a PM of her facebook to all the members so we can go and test her out.

Is this a fair compromise?

The Danger would be that all of the cliched thread topics on these boards, which is about 98% of them, would be out of bounds here. Just think - no "Thais are all sociopaths" threads. No "My MIL is ruining my life" threads. No "Can you translate this for me please "เก่งมากเลย พูดจาฉะฉาน ความจำดีเลิศ กระดกลิ้นชัดเป๊ะทุกคำเลย and the reply ดูแล้ว เลียนแบบแป๊บนึงแล้วก็เดินหนี" without the second reply being "Well, the first one says "But are you really going to stay in bumfrick Issan on the farm, or go back to Pattaya" and the reply is "Just like you, I will be back servicing the Germans as soon as he has paid up, and left again"" or what have you.

[Agent99]

For example, Socal comes to Thailand, and having finally worked out the difference between Girls and Girls with a love truncheon, falls in love with the first girl who is nice to him. I would not put it past him to get into a situation like this. So although it does reek of a troll, there is also a chance that the guy wants to know and is sincere.

The Danger would be that all of the cliched thread topics on these boards, which is about 98% of them, would be out of bounds here. Just think - no "Thais are all sociopaths" threads. No "My MIL is ruining my life" threads. No "Can you translate this for me please "เก่งมากเลย พูดจาฉะฉาน ความจำดีเลิศ กระดกลิ้นชัดเป๊ะทุกคำเลย and the reply ดูแล้ว เลียนแบบแป๊บนึงแล้วก็เดินหนี" without the second reply being "Well, the first one says "But are you really going to stay in bumfrick Issan on the farm, or go back to Pattaya" and the reply is "Just like you, I will be back servicing the Germans as soon as he has paid up, and left again"" or what have you.

I'm all for the newbie threads on daft topics but this one is an obvious troll by a reg.

And who is socal? you speak as if he's some legendary forum troll, cant say I ever heard of the guy