Strangest place you ever jacked off.

[socal]

Bathroom in a 747

[peterplonker]

How did I guess the thread title would attract you?

[Texpat]

Wow. So many possibilities.

The Long Gun, Soi Cowboy, 2001, tucked under the front row when the lights were low and the naked gymnast performers were twirling around and crashing onto the stage to "Hells Bells." Apologies to the guy who took my seat when I left, hope he was wearing trousers.

My father-in-law's funeral. The monks were chanting downstairs at sunrise and Somchai papa in the freezer box was not the only stiffy in the house. I told my wife I'd be down in 20 minutes, after a shower and shave. And a ... well ... she hadn't been much use in the wife department since her dad died a few days earlier.

Detention. 8th grade. Mrs Direnzo presiding. I was left in the back row and told to do my homework. I could see the girls field hockey team was practicing outside in their skirts. Direnzo went out for a spell, and so did my hockey stick.

So many choices.

[socal]

Wow. So many possibilities.

The Long Gun, Soi Cowboy, 2001, tucked under the front row when the lights were low and the naked gymnast performers were twirling around and crashing onto the stage to "Hells Bells." Apologies to the guy who took my seat when I left, hope he was wearing trousers.

My father-in-law's funeral. The monks were chanting downstairs at sunrise and Somchai papa in the freezer box was not the only stiffy in the house. I told my wife I'd be down in 20 minutes, after a shower and shave. And a ... well ... she hadn't been much use in the wife department since her dad died a few days earlier.

Detention. 8th grade. Mrs Direnzo presiding. I was left in the back row and told to do my homework. I could see the girls field hockey team was practicing outside in their skirts. Direnzo went out for a spell, and so did my hockey stick.

So many choices.

I was doing some 24 hour fiber optic surveys at one of the big oil sands sites last winter. So bored. So I broght my phone with me and snuck into a boiler room. Rubbed one out and I was on my way.

[Texpat]

I was doing some 24 hour fiber optic surveys at one of the big oil sands sites last winter. So bored. So I broght my phone with me and snuck into a boiler room. Rubbed one out and I was on my way.

It's far more common than people are willing to admit. I remember when Jocelyn Elders, the US surgeon general, told us Americans it was OK to masturbate back in 1993. I spent most of my free time over the next year spanking the monkey. She was forced to resign in 1994, but by then the die was cast. I was a machine!

Walmart -- done. Bed Bathroom and Beyond -- done. Red Lobster -- done. Home Depot -- done, twice, once in a model kitchen sink. Royal Thai Embassy, Melrose St Los Angeles, done. I'm taking a psych class on human sexuality beginning in January. I've already ready half the book. Done three times. Better than naked nigras in national geographic. x3.

Nothing wrong with a little self expression here and there. Be careful where you sit.

[sabang]

Jeez lads, Be Prepared, like good boy scouts. Think of the rest of us and carry a wad of tissue with you.

[Guest]

Jacked off in the woods once.. the friction on my running shorts gave me a boner.

But generally I jack off at home in bed visualizing a Pamela Anderson pussy sitting on my face.