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  • #16
    ^Ha!

    Nope, never been caught actually.
    maybe caught by my partner at the time but that's about it.

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    • #17
      Years ago at home when I was about 15 I was locked in the bathroom having some 'me time'

      My sister knocks on the door. ''5 mins, just having a shit'' I tell her.

      5 mins later

      ''Hang on just a few more minutes'' I shout.

      Then she knocks frantically, ''Hurry up, what are you ****ing doing in there, having a mad wank?''


      And I was!

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      • #18
        Originally posted by vendetta4real View Post
        ^Ha!

        Nope, never been caught actually.
        maybe caught by my partner at the time but that's about it.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Arthur Daley View Post
          Years ago at home when I was about 15 I was locked in the bathroom having some 'me time'

          My sister knocks on the door. ''5 mins, just having a shit'' I tell her.

          5 mins later

          ''Hang on just a few more minutes'' I shout.

          Then she knocks frantically, ''Hurry up, what are you ****ing doing in there, having a mad wank?''


          And I was!
          haha thats hilarious . reminds me

          My coworker called me from his hotel room to mine. His first words were "are you jacking off ?"

          And I was ! Must have been something about how i answered

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          • #20
            ^ Heh...Did ya call him sweetheart, socal?...

            Where r u these days, anyway?...

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            • #21
              ''Here I am once again, cock in hand'' I said in my best British theatrical voice

              I was on speakerphone to the whole office and my boss had just asked me what I was doing still in bed so late

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              • #22
                555...No visa or work permit, indeed!...

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                • #23
                  passport ran out of space for tourist visas


                  can't afford to return home


                  Get a lot of advice on thaivisa

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Arthur Daley View Post
                    passport ran out of space for tourist visas


                    can't afford to return home


                    Get a lot of advice on thaivisa
                    How about an update? What have you been doing lately?
                    Majestically enthroned amid the vulgar herd

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                    • #25
                      No visa problems if that's what you mean

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Arthur Daley View Post
                        No visa problems if that's what you mean
                        Some folks have been known to be overstayed for years without suspicion or incident, Pat.

                        Go for it!!

                        Farang Kee Nok.

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                        • #27
                          Not overstaying or whatever, no worries.

                          Is your paperwork all in order? TM30 or 800k in bank, etc

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Arthur Daley View Post
                            passport ran out of space for tourist visas


                            can't afford to return home


                            Get a lot of advice on thaivisa
                            EEK! Hope it works out.

                            I may be moving to Thailand next year (May), I'm not sure if I'll be going over on a tourist visa or trying to get the Non-Imm B before I leave if possible.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by BaitongBoy View Post
                              ^ Heh...Did ya call him sweetheart, socal?...

                              Where r u these days, anyway?...
                              Vancouver/edmonton. Shit have-not life in this Boomer oligarchy

                              BB you are the guy that Drumond did that hit piece on no ?

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Arthur Daley View Post
                                ''Here I am once again, cock in hand'' I said in my best British theatrical voice

                                I was on speakerphone to the whole office and my boss had just asked me what I was doing still in bed so late
                                hahaha

                                One more I remember now !
                                Me and my pal were at Base Backpackers in New Zealand. I started showering before him. Big place with lots of shower stalls. There was a few ppl in there.

                                My bud walks in to the bathroom a bit later and says out loud says " hey hows that wanking off going ?" It was our first trip abroad. We just heard the term wanking from British ppl and what it meant. It was a pretty big subject of chatter in the room.

                                We were young. Like 18. So i was jacking off. Again, the way i answered gave it away. Friend says. "yes you are ha! " And made me embarrassed and the other guys pretended to be grossed. Yet some of them were wanking too probably

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