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    So there I was last night drinking wine and feeling fine. Watching some old outer limits American Television.

    I wake up this morning with my arm seriously hurting!
    It took all day for me to figure out what happened.
    I sit on plastic stool with no arms or back.
    Anyhow after the wine I smoked a doobie. I must of fallen off the stool! Ouch.
    Gotta be more careful I reckon.

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    PAW syndrome

    May indicate the onset of other maladroitness

    Do you find one hand more tired than the other?
    Are you getting a bit of the other?
    Do you forget images and need to refresh by revisiting the same images
    Do you readily comprehend acronyms
    Porn addictedg wanking syndrome has occured to many and can be easily overcome

    See a physician for possible sTDs or a psychaitric social worker.
    Prepare a check list they 'll ask if you have had any contact with TV, replace butt plug until further notice
    Last edited by Cyrille; 10-27-2015, 08:25 PM.
    mmm

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    • #3
      ^ Thank you doctor

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      • #4
        STDs? From porn?
        Shirly your guest.

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        • #5
          I think it's called urithritis, comes from too much wanking. Dr Cyrille knows all about it.
          My arm hurt cuz I fell on it. Almost a better today.
          Last edited by Dr Earl; 10-28-2015, 11:24 AM.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Dr Earl View Post
            I think it's called urithritis, comes from too much wanking. Dr Cyrille knows all about it.
            My arm hurt cuz I fell on it. Almost a better today.
            Too much wanking, is that possible , come again?

            P.S where can I buy a closet heterosexual inflatable doll to keep by inflatable woman happy while I'm time travelling?
            mmm

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