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    Trade the Toilet Paper for a Bum Gun
    Leslie Nguyen-Okwu
    November 26, 2015



    It's time to ditch the toilet paper for this hygienic alternative.

    Spicy beef rendangSoutheast Asiatoilet papertoiletso-called
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    • #3
      Do they have one that has an instant water warmer? Where I am, freezing water would be an issue.

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      • #4
        I am a convert. Bum guns are the bomb. But you still need paper to blot up the excess water -- otherwise you end up with wet pants and swamp-ass.

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        • #5
          too much detail.

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          • #6
            Swampass is just another word for evaporative cooling. Toilet paper is nasty.

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            • #7
              Can't see myself being bothered to utilise such a device, unless I manage to acquire the services of some sort of punkerwaller to do it for me.

              I'll stick to the conventional bog roll and index finger thanks.

              Which reminds me of the time I had flown back from Bkk after a month's stay, and still hadn't had a shit a week later.

              i was rancid, so one afternoon at work I went in the bogs and shoved said index finger up my arse and proceeded to work out lumps of solid turd.
              About half a dozen lumps eventually came out and got me right again, and all was fine.

              Don't see a bum gun having such versatility.

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              • #8
                Geezus, a week without a shat? Immediately after a trip to the Land Of Shits?

                You must' have eaten quick-drying cement or too much khao niew at one sitting.

                Thai shits are generally squirty, messy diahoeauerioaweuay (British spelling) affairs. Their food has more germs, bacteria and nastiness going into your mouth that proper western shit has coming out of your ass.

                Bum guns are a necessity. Followed by a single dab of shitwipe for "freshness."

                That's the perfect equation. "Tell 'em Tex told ya."
                Last edited by Texpat; 12-03-2015, 05:57 PM.

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                • #9
                  I haven't used a bog roll in years, and my piles are pleased.

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                  • #10
                    Another good use for shit wipe -- when you've got company over and you've just taken a Master-Blaster with a few obstinate floaters lurking. A normal flush will drown out the minced vegetable leaves and hunks of squalid meat, but the floaters will defy the flush. Are you ready to go back to the cocktail party with lumps of feaeceasouseis (British spelling) still floating in your bowl? Or will you take my wife's sage advice?

                    Place a few sheets of shitwipe over the dissenting bolus bastards and wish them a fair adieu with a second flush and a final blast of the ubiquitous bum gun. Off they swirl into that turd nirvana in the sky.

                    If it's just you and the mates and a few minions like the Jangwat nai-yok or cabinet level fellow floatees, don't spare the expense. Just wait for the next period of "all swim" before flushing the foul excrement.
                    Last edited by Texpat; 12-03-2015, 07:55 PM.

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                    • #11
                      The BG is the just the best, when I moved back to Melbourne after living in Thailand for a while, I missed my BG so much I made a small pressure reducing valve to facilitate the use of a BG, the water pressure in Melb is high although the water temperature is not.
                      I almost feel sorry for Brits, cold water and women and having to use shite paper, and then they say, why do I live in Thailand?

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                      • #12
                        Another convert, blessed be- my pommy mate returns home today, armed with four pioneering bum guns to provide succour to the great unwashed british rectum.
                        It's a matter of time I reckon, before they become standard fittings with a western toilet. It just makes sense.

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                        • #13
                          The problem still will be, pressure when I took my treasured bum gun back to OZ the pressure was so high, without a reducing facility, it will fall to bits.
                          Leak water every where, resulting in squirts out every joint except were its supposed to squirt.
                          Last edited by peterplonker; 12-04-2015, 07:23 AM.

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                          • #14
                            Bum guns for the world.
                            Another great idea brought to you by Islam.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by fred View Post
                              Bum guns for the world.
                              Another great idea brought to you by Islam.
                              I suppose Islam invented the disposable diaper as well.

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