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    Boon Mee rules.

    Thanks for keeping this thread interesting!

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    You will not believe what happened this morning…
    I pulled in to the gas station to get gas and a drink.
    When I was walking in to pay, and noticed this
    police officer watching a woman who was smoking
    while pumping gas.

    I saw her & thought, “Is this lady stupid or crazy?!!
    With the officer right there too?”

    Anyway, I went inside and got my coffee.
    As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming..
    I looked out the door & the woman’s arm was on fire!
    She was swinging it, and running around going crazy!
    I ran outside & the police officer had put her on the ground
    & was putting the fire out with his coffee!!

    Then he put handcuffs on her & threw her in the cop car..
    I was thinking “what kind of person smokes near a gas pump?”
    But being the nosy person that I am, I asked the police officer
    what he was arresting her for..

    He looked me square in the eyes & said …

    “Brandishing a firearm.”
    The UK has substantially reduced its Corbyn footprint.

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    The UK has substantially reduced its Corbyn footprint.

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    Don't groan too hard, boys!


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    The UK has substantially reduced its Corbyn footprint.

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    The UK has substantially reduced its Corbyn footprint.

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