Food for Thailand's lazy and stupid

[Arthur Daley]

Holy. Fcuk.





My plate of 400 baht paleo stodge was an example of what happens when stupid meets obsessive.

But would you say it's more or less stupid and obsessive than the carnivore diet it's replaced?

[Boots]

It wasnt really a Hagen Dazs ice cream
Ant got himself a cheap rancid looking meal , and tried to pass it off as an expensive 400 Baht designer meal and I did the same with a 10 Baht street ice cream and tried to pass it off as an expensive designer ice cream .
My post was satirical

OH, erm.....got it.....Cheers.

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

OH, erm.....got it.....Cheers.

Well if that load of moronic dribble was going to make sense to anyone...

[Arthur Daley]

Which moronic dribble makes more sense to anyone, my gloating about buying paleo meals, or air purifiers because I'm trapped in a polluted shithole, or bitcoin six months after anyone with a brain?

None unfortunately.

[Boots]

Ergie spends his nights eating that 400 Baht TV dinner and 2 bottles of wine.

We know why he's in this situation and we know where it'll lead.

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

Ergie spends his nights...

...and days.

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

It's amusing to think that Smegbie recently accused me of ruining this forum when here is an entire thread started by a forum monitoring loon over a meal I posted on another forum being discussed by other equally obsessive loons.

I keep forgetting to post pics of the Paleo Robbie meals. Truth is most of them don't really look that presentable anyways but here is the chicken one.

I've had enough of them now that I think that overall I can say they're pretty good but I'd probably steer clear of the ones with sauces in the future because they tend to come out quite watery (as you can see in the pic). Just something to do with the freezing / defrosting process I imagine, it's not terrible but just not great.

Anyways over all I will be ordering them again since they're pretty convenient for those times we can't be arsed cooking anything:

Here are some others for the no-life loons to dissect, discuss, and make up bat-shit crazy conspiracies over:

Forgot to post the other night.

All turned out pretty good I think, certainly tasted good:

Speaking of which...

Today I shall mostly be eating salmon. Probably some tomorrow as leftovers too, it's a lot and I'm not that hungry:

Enough to keep the loons busy for at least another week there. As those meals filled my belly I hope they help fill the empty void in the wretched and pathetic little lives of those in this thread... Fill yer boots ya fkn nutters!

Enjoy!

[Arthur Daley]

Sob.

Something's having a typically tedious factory Monday and wants a whine about its oddness being laughed at by its audience, and the wrong type of attention

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

forum monitoring loon...

Enough to keep the loons busy for at least another week there. As those meals filled my belly I hope they help fill the empty void in the wretched and pathetic little lives of those in this thread... Fill yer boots ya fkn nutters!

Annnnnnnd they're off!

Spotted, indexed, cataloged and hyper-vigilantly replied to in minutes. Thirsty bitches.

[Arthur Daley]

Annnnnnnd I'm off again!

Spotted a thread on my secondary forum by someone I'm unconvincingly pretending to ignore, indexed, cataloged and hyper-vigilantly replying to him and my numerous other foes on it within minutes.

I'm their Pavlovian lab-beagle bitch.

Indeed.

[Mr Tinkles]

Has that sniveling coward Ergenburgen got down on his knee today and prayed for forgiveness to the black man?

C'mon ya piece of white trash, prove to us once again you're an idiot

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

Has that sniveling coward Ergenburgen got down on his knee today and prayed for forgiveness to the black man?

C'mon ya piece of white trash, prove to us once again you're an idiot

[Boots]

Do you ever stop thinking about us, Ergie?

You posted the most recent pics..........

[Butterfly]

This stuff looks intended for narcissists who are convinced they are something special and should pay 400 baht for a frozen lump of something I wouldn't eat if paid to.

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is that from Tomcat, that silly old queer, latest restaurant review? it's definitely something he could spend 400 to share with his Thai squeeze

[Arthur Daley]

Looks more like something a choking tomcat would vomit into the nearest gutter.

Seriously, if you were mentally ill enough to pay 400 baht for that boil in a bag mess, you'd at least keep quiet about it