Brit expat skull cracked for failing to pay Phuket bar bill

[Charles]

Just present the chap with a bill for damage and bloodstain removal for the baseball bat. That should shut up the cry baby, blame shifting seppo twats.

If it wasn't for the insipid seppo version of rounders, this would never have happened. Bloody merkin influence all over the world, poking their noses in everywhere it's not wanted.
Cricket bats are much more efficient.