Trade the Toilet Paper for a Bum Gun

[fred]

I suppose Islam invented the disposable diaper as well.

Sure did, but we left penicillin to you lot as we have no need to cure VD.

[Cujo]

The problem with the bum gun is you end up with a wet arse.
I suppose you could carry a butt sponge with you at all times
Also, unless your wiping all your doing is rinsing off the dsgs. When you do the dishes do you just rinse them or give them a bit of a wipe to remove the stubborn bits?

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[MrBlobby]

Also, unless your wiping all your doing is rinsing off the dsgs. When you do the dishes do you just rinse them or give them a bit of a wipe to remove the stubborn bits?

That's very Eco friendly of you Coo, washing your arse off in the dishwater.

[MrBlobby]

Leak water every where, resulting in squirts out every joint except were its supposed to squirt.

Sounds just like my cock that plonka

[peterplonker]

what color is the leakage blobby, piss or semen? enquiring minds need to know.