Retirement

[Mr Tinkles]

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The keys are to:

Not be a breeder. Trees, insects, bacteria, they can all reproduce. Only humans can choose not to, so why throw away that amazing gift? Donate to sperm banks when young to get paid for sowing your seed.

Work smart not hard. Take jobs which have inherent additional opportunities, like being able to set up your own business from what you learn from them. Then sell the business for £xxx,xxx

Make hay when the sun shines. Be sure to have at least double coming in as is going out during your working periods

Write. I'm still earning from stuff I wrote in the noughties. I'm slowly working on something new which should be a massive seller when self-published next year. It's only a hobby though and I'm not financially reliant on it.

Sue people and know how to win. Don't be a sad wanker that vexatiously threatens to sue people in order to win a forum shitfest. Sue wealthy targets that you can beat, preferably via a long drawn out battle. In the late 90s I won enough to put down a deposit on a house and travel for 2 years, in 2019 I won six £ figures after an almost three year battle, and my third attempt is looking likely to be the biggest payout yet.

Post of the week!

Some members could do well and take this information on board. Especially angry ones from Chiang Mai

[S Landreth]

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

Post of the week!

Some members could do well and take this information on board. Especially angry ones from Chiang Mai

Friday and the drunk lonely butt-sniffing bitch clocks-in for her shift.

[Arthur Daley]

Some members could do well and take this information on board. Especially angry ones from Chiang Mai

Anger caused by spending 10 million baht on school fees for something free in your native country, then having to go crawling back there soon before hitting 50 to earn the state pension you're reliant on

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

Hope the fat lazy retired/unemployable loser will pick it up today.

It will.

Its anger, rage, lies and TC sycophants Mrs.Tinkles, Smegbie and sTroller are all it has.

I called it, didn't I.

[S Landreth]

You did. But the responses from it are getting weaker. Lazy, fat, and an unemployable loser.

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

You did. But the responses from it are getting weaker. Lazy, fat, and an unemployable loser.

In addition to being lazy, fat and unemployable loser it has never been known for its witty repartee.

It just screams the same dribble at people over and over.

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

They don't call it settling down for nothing. As I said earlier , if you end with a woman thats insisting on kids, keep it to one.

it would be better if the likes of yourself, Mrs.Tinkles and Smeg didn't have any kids at all.

Think of it as a gift to society.

[Arthur Daley]

Women are crazy. They won't want a kid until they do.

So you can go the perrenial single route. But there's some problems with that after awhile. Being on the chase all the time gets tiresome.

They don't call it settling down for nothing.

The trick is to find one that loves her profession and doesn't want to give it up. Mine has recently turned the all important age of 30 and shows no signs of switching to breeder mode after eight years together, thank god.

Even better, one that works in various international locations so you end up spending only about 40 percent of your time together. Best of both worlds

[S Landreth]

it would be better if the likes of yourself (Blue), Mrs.Tinkles* and Smeg didn't have any kids at all.

Think of it as a gift to society.

Their offspring would be repulsed by them and no doubt, embarrassed by them.

Anyone of the three (above) – Son/daughter I will be picking you up from school today.

Son/daughter – I’ll walk,...............................in the rain.



* ms. tinkles is into men (in bathing suits). High probability it will not have any offspring

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

* ms. tinkles is into men (in bathing suits). High probability it will not have any offspring

Good point.

Smeg too. When he wasn't murdering off fictitious girlfriends or married to make-believe Vanessa Mae clones he was banging on and on and 'pumped up muscles' and such. Fruity.

Also in addition to being a narcissistic unemployable loser he's a really ugly and weird looking little fcuker and no self-respecting woman would want to be touched by that.

[Arthur Daley]

Looks like I'm living rent free in someone's unhinged bonce as they desperately seek

- my attention on my thread
- distraction from their Voices, shit job, and being shacked up with a McD retiree dependant in her 50s due to typically dumb, short-sighted life choices

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

Narcissistic rage.

So much rage, isn't it.

[S Landreth]

Yes, but nothing original and very weak.

Need more entertainment. TC’s day drunk will be along shortly

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

It must be desperately waiting for one of its dimwitted minions to login so it can start ranting off them again.