What province / City in Thailand would be your first choice

[Nitcha]

Yes of course.

My in-laws are comfortably off, so they only wanted 100,000 baht sinsot and lent me the deposit for the house I don't own

I don't reveal personal relationships info Chompy.

It's not my fault that you're too retarded to know when you're being parodied.

Let me guess, you went running to your smegfile thread to look up the relevant posts lol.

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

I don't reveal personal relationships info* Chompy.

I know. It's all bait / parody etc. etc.

Usually around 5-10 years after the fact.

Whereas at the time it's 100% true fact and we're simply all envious for doubting it -- e.g:

you really were being made lunch by the stunningly attractive daughter of a Hong Kongnese tycoon in her apartment and we were all just losers who were just jealous for not believing you and then it was her fault for having a Wifi that wasn't in HK and now, in 2020, it was a parody of something that I'm sure you'll think of and inform later. Like every single other time.

Genius!







*Except for when you tell me that I've posted a pic of your wife despite not knowing (or caring) what your wife looks like -- because that's not at all at odds or incongruous with what you claim** which will also doubtless also later become 'bait / parody' when it suits.


**about your SG and Italy born Vanessa Mae-clone wife.

[Nitcha]

Hong Kong girls studying in the UK wouldn't have a HK WiFi Chompy.
Her dad, who I'd never met, did repeatedly offered me a job there though. I dunno why, and I turned it down every time.

Usually around 5-10 years after the fact.

Whereas at the time it's 100% true fact and we're simply all envious for doubting it -- e.g:

Chompy's whining that the bait was made to look like a real wriggly worm back when he chomped it down then got ripped from his lip

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

I don't reveal personal relationships info Chompy.

Hong Kong girls studying in the UK wouldn't have a HK WiFi Chompy.
Her dad, who I'd never met, did repeatedly offered me a job there though. I dunno why, and I turned it down every time.

And the Japanese girl too, her dad offered you a job, and Vanessa's dad, and the Malaysian dentist / doctor... All true then, bait now.

But it has always been instructive that in telling everyone how much better you are than them your lies devolve to being parasitic off someone else.

[Nitcha]

And the Japanese girl too, her dad offered you a job, and Vanessa's dad, and the Malaysian dentist / doctor... All true then, bait now.

That's a lot of hookholes in that lip Chompy.

How close such things are to the truth is my business. Little changes like UNESCO to UNDP and PwC to a bank when it's real time stuff is only sensible - but then a cock that revealed his workplace by using his full name to write a false review about it would know nothing about that.

But it has always been instructive that in telling everyone how much better you are than them your lies devolve to being parasitic off someone else.

it's all about laughing at those who really do have grandiose delusions, teflers on ajarn followed by muppets like you, in a way that always makes them go chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

How close such things are to the truth is my business.

'I'm wealthier and better than you in absolutely every way. And I pull better birds. And you're just jealous for not believing me, losers!'


*Years Later...*


'Psyche! that was a parody bait of this thing that I might tell you about later if I can find something to pin it on that's not too ridiculously contrived so it's at least minimal plausible if you squint one eye, suspend disbelief and all knowledge of my decades of prior history of being a pathological narcissist, fantasist, and liar.'

Genius!

[Cujo]

I don't reveal personal relationships info Chompy.

It's not my fault that you're too retarded to know when you're being parodied.
.

You don't seriously think anyone believed that BS for a minute do you?
Have you forgotten how everyone just laughed at you about it and called you out?

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

You don't seriously think anyone believed that BS for a minute do you?
Have you forgotten how everyone just laughed at you about it and called you out?

Dom's entire argument: 'I was only baiting you then with stuff I made up... Now I'm telling you the truth!'



He really has been a batshit crazy loon since forever. It's only surprising that he still manages to attract and control sycophants.

[Nitcha]

I'm well aware cujo. It's all about being called out. My first one was telflng for free food in mcd, to laugh at real teflers sneering at it and getting irate about inconsistencies when I changed it to KFC, and it built from there.

You should give it a try sometime. It's far more entertaining than Chompy's thousands of impotent Trump sneers, or you asking for urgent medical advice having poisoned a family member

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

It's far more entertaining than Chompy's thousands of impotent Trump sneers

And yet that's probably at least the 20th time you've mentioned that this month alone.

Dom's entire argument: 'I was only baiting you then with stuff I made up... Now I'm telling you the truth!'

I'm well aware cujo. It's all about being called out. My first one was telflng for free food in mcd, to laugh at real teflers sneering at it and getting irate about inconsistencies when I changed it to KFC, and it built from there.

[Nitcha]

It's far better than being Tiny '10-0 lies' Chompy

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

Why, I wasn't a Formula Ford driver.

[Nitcha]

You sure as hell weren't a professional journalist, rugby player, lawyer or rear admiral

[Ergenburgensmurgen]

Ah huh... Which has nothing to do with anything. Nice attempt at a dodge / diversion though!

And yes, yes really I get it Dim: you post stuff that isn't true as 'bait' or a 'parody' and later, much, much later, when you point this out you're being completely honest and believable.

It's genius!

[Nitcha]

and later, much, much later, when you point this out

I wouldn't be pointing anything out if Tiny 10-0 wasnt digging it up to desperately try to turn the tables on me.

I had my fun with it back then, and unlike you I'm happy to leave it in the past.....